Vladimir Putin’s posture, stern face, and constant wringing of his hands say he wishes he were somewhere else. This is what Vladimir Putin is really thinking, “I should be doing shit, but I’m sitting next to this. Shit is what I do, not sit next to this. SHIT!”

And what is that you ask? What is ol’ Donald Trump there thinking?

Welp, it’s obvious from The New York Times' weekend dump on everybody’s on-line that The Donald is saying to himself, “I should’ve chosen Eric to be my favorite son. At least he’s dumb enough to know that he shouldn’t think. He would’ve just left those damn Russians alone.”